braydaaan:

if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

echte:

i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone

(Source: irrelephantes)

kanyewesticle:

my kind of diet is eating everything i can then hoping to lose weight over night

disrespectyoursurroundings425:

writeroost:

Yesterday in one of my classes I got a student to come up and scribe on the board

And he was very careful about how he wrote on the board, like, making sure his handwriting was neat

And one of the students was like ‘LOL OCD’

And all of the students starting cracking up, so I was like

‘HAHAHAHA MENTAL ILLNESS IS SO FUNNY’

And everyone fell silent

yeah that’s what I thought

I love teachers on tumblr

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

(Source: easy-as-a-b-d)